Feeding Daddy

Two years ago I went in for a routine physical and mentioned that I get heart arrhythmia from time to time. Mostly when I go without sleep for a day so the doctor wasn't worried but ran the blood work anyways. The results were good, apparently my diet of cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers and fried chicken wasn't working out for me and I was ordered to diet and do something called, "exercise". So here we are today and I haven't had fried chicken in a year or so but decided to try the new KFC "grilled chicken". 

The results were disapointing. I'm not sure what their grilling process is, but I suspect it takes place in the same pressure cooker as their regular chicken as it feels and seems to have just as much grease as their fried counterparts. What they lack from their older cousins is the taste. It's just bland, bland greasy chicken. So... all of the heart stopping fat of their regular chicken, none of the flavor.