Inappropriate Baby

As the baby gets older I'm finding the Wife and I have to be ever more discreet with what we say around him. He's recently taken to lifting up his shirt, pointing at his nipples and proudly announcing, "Boobies!" with a big grin on his face. 

In public he came up with this new gem, "Papa-ish! Don't kill me!" at which point he shrieked and ran away from me. Hilarious until the people at Target stared at us. Makes me long for the good old days when he would just yell after me, "Honey! Be right back!".